Jessi Kay said…
Archive for October, 2008|Monthly archive page
45th Ask Josh – 9 minutes to live
In Uncategorized on October 30, 2008 at 10:01 pm44th Ask Josh – Weirdest Question
In Uncategorized on October 29, 2008 at 2:02 pmKat asked in class…
1) Why are deer able to know to jump over the barbed wire fences in our neighborhood? They gracefully jump over them..even at night. Do they each have to get tangled in it once to then know to jump every time? Do they have to get tangled in each one and then remember after that? I am puzzled.”
Sometimes i wonder where do worms go in the winter time, if they stay underground do they freeze? Its kinda like the flys go away too, then suddenly come back , but where do they go? it could not have been south for the winter like birds, I just don’t know.”
43rd Ask Josh – Exit and Return of Better Idiot.
In Uncategorized on October 28, 2008 at 3:39 pmJosh Guest – The Better Idiot
Yes, the Better Idiot is back by popular demand. We missed him, too. And he’s much better and much idiot than ever. The “Ask Josh” Series continues. But we need your question. Any question. Factual, opinionated, hypothetical, rhetorical, anything. Just ask. Have a wonderful day.
BeeGeeThree said
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When and where did the Better Idiot go?
Did he just stop working on his website?
Was he “gone” being a different than his usual self …[?]
Who missed him? Did Josh miss his oldself…[?]
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Dear BeeGeeThree,
The title for the blog has come and gone depending on the whims of the author. These titles come from various books, jokes, cliches, and suchlike. Other titles have included or may some day include:
Professional Help
PreProfessional Help
Unprofessional Help
Greatly Misunderstood (From Ralph Waldo Emerson’s “To be great is to be misunderstood.”)
A Stick in the Eye
5 Standard Deviations from the Mean
Classy Clown
One day we may even see a series taking three different perspectives from what some close friends have referred to as the three versions of myself:
FunJosh (What Josh would say if he was out with the guys. Often abrupt, but entertainingly candid and insightful.)
DateJosh (What Josh would say if he was being a gentleman on a date or going to a formal affair. Much more quiet and thoughtful. Smiles politely. Nods and asks questions. Gives the perfect answer. Not very funny, unless you like the shy, silent type.)
WorkJosh aka ChurchJosh (What Josh says when he has to get things done and there is no room for idle laughter or the putting on of airs. Frank, not belligerent. Bold, not overbearing. Always right, or at least willing to change immediately if proven otherwise.)
So you see, the name “Better Idiot” went away for a while to make room for other names. But, as the title says, the Better Idiot is back for the time being due to requests of faithful readers.
Did he just stop working on his website? No, he did not just stop working on his website. In fact, October has been the most literature laden month thus far, this makes for the 21st post this month. So the Better Idiot never went anywhere. He just changed a bit. Which leads to your third question:
Was he gone? Yes, you might say the Better Idiot persona took a brief sabbatical to pursue non-blog-related interests.
Who missed him? Didn’t we all miss the Better Idiot? Maybe if we aimed a little better or just shot more often we wouldn’t miss him… It’s not easy being the idiot, but somebody has gotta do it.
Did Josh miss his oldself…[?] After a while, yes. Granted, he knows he has to grow up sometime. And when he does, you know he’ll miss him. We don’t know when, but someday DateJosh and WorkJosh will combine and kill FunJosh. We know they have tried it before. It is like that episode of Seinfeld where “Relationship George” will kill the George that Jerry knows and loves. FunJosh must inevitably suffer a similar fate lest DateJosh and WorkJosh find themselves in a state of perpetual singlehood and unemployment.
But, if Bill Cosby’s doctrines on the “Mother’s Curse” is true, than you can rest assured knowing that FunJosh will return and Josh will get his comeuppance when he has to deal with children who act the exact same way that he acts (or acted).
P.S. Readers, we would love to know your ideas for future blog titles. Let us know.
42nd Ask Josh – 5 Things
In Uncategorized on October 26, 2008 at 10:38 pmRachelleRenae said…
41st Ask Josh – Josh’s Movie
In Uncategorized on October 25, 2008 at 4:12 pmsinger chick said…
40th Ask Josh – Worms
In Uncategorized on October 24, 2008 at 7:08 pmJosh-
Sometimes i wonder where do worms go in the winter time, if they stay underground do they freeze? Its kinda like the flys go away too, then suddenly come back , but where do they go? it could not have been south for the winter like birds, I just don’t know.
Confused Biologist
lol- please keep this confidential, and i am not really a biologist, but thats off the record.
Printer;
Like the Cover of an old Book,
Its Contents torn out,
And stript of its Lettering and Gilding,
Lies here, Food for Worms.
But the Work shall not be whlly lost:
For it will, as he believ’d, appear once more,
In a new & more perfect Edition,
Corrected and Amended
By the Author.
39th Ask Josh – Question of questions
In Uncategorized on October 24, 2008 at 6:57 pmAlexis wrote on my facebook wall:
How do we ask questions for guestmusings.blogspot.com?”
38th Ask Josh – Josh on an Island
In Uncategorized on October 24, 2008 at 6:30 pmsinger_chick463 said…
Good night and good luck.
37th Ask Josh – Middle Names
In Uncategorized on October 23, 2008 at 3:52 pmJessie kay said….
36th Ask Josh – Baby Names
In Uncategorized on October 19, 2008 at 9:58 amMiss K said…