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148th Ask Josh – Asking Guys Out for High School dances

In Uncategorized on September 21, 2009 at 9:57 pm

Jessy wrote on my Facebook wall…

sorry to bother you with my juvenille high school business, but do you have any creative ways to ask a lovely man to a girls choice dance????

Dear Jessy,
Some possible solutions:
  • Start a Facebook club dedicated to you and him going to a dance, make it a secret club.
  • Cover his personal property with post-it notes.
  • Oreo his car.
  • Give him a tape with the Mission: Impossible music and then give him his mission.
  • Get a pack of girls to bombard him with a fleet of paper airplanes with the message
  • Ask over the intercom at school
  • Make a path of arrows on the ground leading through various obstacles and finally to a cleverly placed invitation.
  • Take a pumpkin. Carve a face in it, or print a picture of the man and tape it to the front of the pumpkin. Film yourself throwing the pumpkin from a high height. Threaten to do the same to the man if he doesn't go with you.
  • Make a YouTube invitation like one of my friends did. You can find it here at this link.
  • Ask him out in a parade.
  • Just call the man and ask him out. I promise he'll never expect it.
  • Have 20 girls go up to him and say they don't want to go out with him, one after the other. Then you can come in and save the day and say, "I'll go out with you, bro." 
  • Have a teacher hold him up after class as if he is in a lot of trouble, then threaten to suspend him or something if he doesn't go with you. 
  • Paint the invitation on the side of a tire and roll it to him.
  • Take a string, have it start at his locker and have it lead to your locker with an invitation on it.
Alright, I gotta get to bed. Good luck with all that.