joshguessed

75th Ask Josh – Boy issues

In Uncategorized on December 8, 2008 at 11:32 am

This is the 4th and final installment in the “Crunch Bar Ten Minute Fitting-it-all-in My Break blog series”

by

joshua c. guest,

it grieves me deeply that the heartfelt, harmonious feelings of adoration and affection that i once had for one who i so flippantly call my boyfriend have rotted, becoming stomach-felt, dissonant feelings of… well, vomit. i’m torn because i have been hiding my feelings so well that i wince at that thought of letting down my charade. but at the same time, he thinks i just have the stomach flu.

….
Dear Anonymous,
First of all. This isn’t a question.
Secondly, you have problems because your name is highly androgynous.
Thirdly, you don’t exist.
Thirdly again, this isn’t a question, no question about it.
Woot woot.
Love,
Josh

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  1. Dear Josh,How much of an age difference can a couple have without it being weird??

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