57th Ask Josh – Dog in a Hot Steel Car

In Uncategorized on November 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm

jessie kay said…

Actually its jessie kay, emphasis on the “e” not jessi kay. bahaha.. just clearin that up. 

One hot summer afternoon, while walking through a parking lot at a large shopping center, you notice a dog suffering badly from the heat inside a locked car. What would you do?


Dear JK 

First of all, I’m so tempted to put “LOL” right after your name… JK, LOL, ROFL, 😉 

Well, at first I thought you were making up some kind of hypothetical situation.  But it turns out that dogs really do lock their cars. But, as you can see from the photos.

 Dogs have been suffering in hot cars ever since Franklin Roosevelt’s administration.

The solution then? I would tell the dog to just hop right out the top of the car if he’s suffering so badly.  But he really doesn’t seem to be suffering all that much.  

If he is suffering so much in that car of his, he should give his car away to some other dog that can really appreciate it better.  Some dogs work like a dog and have no car to show for it.  They would gladly trade for the car.  Why is this dog complaining? He has a car!  Hello!

You know what, I would tell this dog to vote for Obama.  After all, as your question says, this dog already has the right to vote, otherwise he wouldn’t have that suffrage you mentioned. 

 So he should use his suffrage to put someone in office who can arbitrarily take away the dog’s car and give it away to the other dogs and convince the majority of the stupid dogs that this is a good idea.

  1. Josh, why do you hate BYUSA with so much fervor and passion?

  2. BAHAHAHA.. you know, there really only is one Josh Guest in the world. You’re awesome. Seriously. Keep the laughs comin.

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