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Junkmail Quiz Response

In Uncategorized on June 26, 2008 at 8:12 pm

You know those quizzes that people send to you and they ask you to respond and send it back and then send it to 10-15 other people? I haven’t responded to one of these since I was in middle school. But this one I received from my mother. Who honestly is going to ignore the personal quiz from their own mother? So I took the quiz and here is what my responses were, just so you can get to know me a little better:

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah, my older sister. They named her then they named me after her.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Probably right after ram got drunk and beat her.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Better than my handfrying, handbleeding, or handfalling-off.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? The World Hot Dog Eating Championships on ESPN2.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 2 sons in the mission field.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I’d give it a try, then write a rap song about bein’ friends wit yo’ self.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? No, but there is a heavy tinge of irony to my multifarious verbiage.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? And bungee hop, bungee leap, bungee dive, bungee pirouette, and other bungee aerial moves.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Boxed
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No, but I undo the two velcro straps.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Well, I think ram are stronger, but I think ewe are strong as well.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cucumbers with eucalyptus salve
14 WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Whether or not they have put cucumbers with eucalyptus salve on their ice.
15. RED OR PINK? The former this morning, I don’t recall ever doing the latter.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? What’s not to like?
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Whoever I’m aiming at.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? no pants, no shoes (the bosses are out of the office on lunch and the secretary is in the front room)
20. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the air conditioning
21. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? If I were a crayon, my knowing my color would be the least of my problems.
22. FAVORITE SMELLS? Yes she does.
23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some guy in jail
24. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH You’ll have to ask him, but I doubt he’ll answer. Timepieces don’t play sports.
26. HAIR COLOR? Never met him, but I heard Frau Color is a very nice lady.
27. EYE COLOR? Me too, I dabble in the arts.
28. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? If he wants to, but it’s hard to keep in touch, him being all the way in Beijing.
29. FAVORITE FOODS? Whatever is placed in front of me.
30. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings
31. LAST COUPLE OF MOVIES YOU WATCHED? Life is Beautiful, Annie Hall
32. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I am pretty sure they go topless.
33. SUMMER OR WINTER? I’ve never met the other one, but Nat had a huge crush on Summer.
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Orange peel
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Mohave
36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 911 Emergency Response
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Was dog a doughnut?
38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Last night and this morning I read The Motley Fool Investment Guide, Speeches that Changed the World, The Miracle of Forgiveness, I finished the Book of Mosiah, I finished C.S. Lewis’ “Beyond Personality” during lunch today as I was walking back to the office from the bank, and I am reading the biography of Abraham Lincoln.
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? the mouse
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Reaper, So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Got Talent
41. FAVORITE SOUND? Laughter
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I prefer tires, but you take whatever you get at the top of the mountain.
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Chile
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? No sense of shame.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Santa Monica, California ______________________________

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